Dirty Jokes to TURN her ON (ADULT JOKES to tell a Girl)

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Dirty Jokes to turn her ON (ADULT JOKES to tell a Girl). Today, i’m gonna give you three adult jokes that will make girls instantly like you. Naughty jokes, that you can tell girls on a first date. Adult jokes, that you can use at a social party. But before we get into the three dirty jokes, i want to give you the reasons.

The reasons why you want to be using dirty jokes is, i personally love telling these adult jokes to girls. And girls react so well to them. So the first reason the dirty jokes work so well guys is because i personally enjoy telling them. So if i’m on a first date,or i’m at a party i enjoy telling these jokes. I just love the process. It’s fun. Girls giggle, it gets good reactions.

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I just enjoy that storytelling process and when you enjoy something. When you genuinely enjoy something that’s going to come across through the girl. If you’re having a fun time with it. And if you enjoy what you’re, doing you genuinely enjoy it that will come across the girl. And she will genuinely have a fun time.

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She will genuinely enjoy it as well. And the second reason that dirty jokes work so well is because, guys dirty jokes build sexual comfort. They build sexual comfort. Now, if you want to get a girl in the bed. If you want to get laid quickly, you need to have both sexual comfort and sexual tension.

“Best dirty jokes to build sexual tension”

You got to build sexual tension with the girl. But you’ve also got to build sexual comfort. I’m, going to say that again. If you want to get laid quickly, you got to have both sexual tension. And you need to have sexual comfort. Because look sexual tension and sexual comfort are two very different beasts.

If you’re lacking sexual comfort with the girl, even if you’ve built up sexual tension. So imagine you build up all the sexual tension with the girl, but you’re lacking sexual comfort. May be she is wet between her panties for you she might be highly attracted.

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And she might be feeling very sexual for you, but she might not want to go home with you. She might not feel comfortable going home with you. For example she might feel like you, judge her negatively if you saw her naked. So she doesn’t feel comfortable going home with you, even though she feels wet between the legs for you.

In other words, if you’ve failed, if you fail to build sexual comfort with her. But you do have sexual tension, she might feel horny for you. She might feel attracted to you. But she, just doesn’t, feel comfortable going home with you.

She doesn’t feel comfortable being alone with you naked. She feels like you might judge her negatively, right. So if you’re lacking sexual comfort. She might even try to sabotage the process of you building more sexual tension with her. Because it’s getting too intense there’s too much sexual tension. Yet she lacks that sexual comfort and the imbalance is getting too great.

“Make Her feel comfortable talking about sex with you.”

So before a girl will sleep with you, she’s got to feel comfortable talking about sex with you. At least a little bit, building that sexual comfort, where she feels like you’re, not going to judge her sexuality. You’re, not going to judge her sexually as a woman.

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You’re, not going to put these expectations or pressures or judgments on her. But she feels like she’s sexually free around you. And free from any kind of negative judgments. And talking dirty, jokes telling a few dirty jokes (adult jokes) helps build that sexual comfort with her. The third reason that dirty jokes work so well is because they help to create a chase frame.

A chase frame where women are chasing after sex. Where women are chasing after the men and this just plants the seed inside a woman’s mind. That she should be chasing after me that she should be chasing after sex with me. And i avoid dirty jokes, where it’s, the man chasing after the woman. I avoid dirty jokes, where it’s, the man chasing after sex.

Instead, i look for dirty jokes or some adult jokes where it’s. The woman coming after me. It’s, the woman coming after a man, so real quick. I’m gonna give you an example of a dirty joke that i would not tell to a woman on a first date. That i would not tell the social party, because it sets the wrong frame.

“How to Playfully Tease a women with some adult jokes”

It sets the frame of a man desiring girls and a man chasing after women. So here’s, an example of a joke that i wouldn’t tell an old man. An old man, he’s on vacation with his wife. And he’s, walking along on the beach staring at all the beautiful young women in their bikinis. And he’s so fixated on these girls around him that he trips over this lamp and it’s, a magic lamp.

He rubs the lamp and a genie pops out and the genie says i will grant you one wish. I will grant you one wish old man and the old man he says to the genie. I wish that i had a wife, *30 years younger than me. And the genie goes poof and the man is 90 years old. So, even though, technically it’s, a perfectly good dirty joke. It does set this frame where the man is chasing after women.

The man is desperate for girls and he gets punished. The man gets punished for his desires. So that’s not the kind of joke that i want to tell to girls. All right guys now i’m, going to give you three dirty jokes that you can use. But before we get into that, the question does come up guys.

Alright guys here’s, the first dirty jokes that you can tell to a woman on a first date. Or at a social party to build up that sexual comfort with her. A woman tells her neighbor up harry called again looks like he’s bringing me home a dozen roses. Guess i’m gonna spend the rest of the weekend on my back with my legs up in the air. And the neighbor says what you haven’t got a voz now.

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“Make a girl smile & laugh.”

The neighbor assumed she was gonna lay on her back and put her legs up in the air. Because she planned to put the twelve dozen roses into her vagina to hold them up. So he’s, asking her? What you don’t have a vase to do it for you? And again guys what this joke does is it creates this positive vibe? It gets the girl laughing. It gets you talking about sex in this. Rather innocent way, but enough enough that it starts to build sexual comfort with the girl all right.

So here’s, the second dirty joke for building sexual comfort. With a woman, 3 men are sitting at a bar. And at this bar it’s, buy three beers and you get one free as a special. And the first guy says, you know what this is: nothing down the street at mcvee’s it’s buy two beers, get one free. The second guy says ah no way down at o’Donnell’s, it’s, buy one beer and you get one free. And the third guy says guys.

That is nothing. I know a bar where they give you the first three beers for free and then they take you in the back. And you get laid and the other two guys are shocked and highly skeptical. They ask him well, has this ever happened to you. And the Third guy says no, but it happens to my sister all the time.

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“How to build sexual comfort with a girl”

Again guys do you see what this is doing, guys it’s, creating that chase frame. That chase frame where the woman, is chasing after sex? She is voluntarily going to this bar getting beers for free and exchange getting sex from men that’s the kind of frame you want to set. And you’re talking about sex, about girls chasing after sex.

And you’re, not being judgmental about it. You’re, not judging or shaming women for liking sex, so that helps to build sexual comfort with the girl you’re talking to. Alright guys here’s, the third dirty jokes. You can tell a woman to build sexual comfort with her. So three newly wed couples who just got married.

They’re, checking into a hotel and the man at the front desk of the hotel. He has a little game that he likes to play. So when the first couple check in he asks the bride, so what do you do for a living. And the bride says? Oh, i’m a maid and the man at the front desk. He thinks to himself, you know what maids are really hot and sexy.

This guy is going to have some fun on his honeymoon now. The second couple they check in as well and the man at the front desk. He plays the game with them too. He asks the woman, so what do you do for a living? And the woman says, Oh, i’m a nurse and the man at the front desk he thinks to himself. You know what nurses are even sexier than maids. This guy’s, gonna get laid tonight.

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“The third groom”

Now, the third couple check in and the man plays his little game on them as well. He asks the woman. So what do you do? And the woman says: oh, i’m, a teacher. And the man at the front desk. He scoffs he thinks to himself. Ah, teachers are no fun. They’re, so strict. They’re, probably gonna go right to bed.

Now, just an hour later, the first groom comes creeping down the stairs looking for something to eat. And the man at the front desk says wait a second, i thought you were going to spend all night with your new bride. And the groom says: well, i tried, but she insisted on tidying up the room first now.

An hour later the second groom comes down the stairs and he’s also looking for something to eat. And the man behind the front desk says what are you doing down here so early? I don’t, get it and the groom says.

Well, i tried to have sex with my new wife, but she told me i wasn’t clean enough now. The man at the front desk expected that third groom to come down the steps. At any moment, he waited hours and hours. But he never did but then, finally, at the very end of his shift, that third groom came down the stairs looking very tired. He had the bloodshot eyes and the man at the front desk asked him.

“Conclusion: Create a positive vibe”

What didn’t you get any sleep? And the groom said i tried i tried, but my wife kept saying we’re gonna do this again and again until….. You get it right. Those are the three dirty jokes that you can use with a girl on a first date or a social party. To create a positive vibe with the girl in general to create a chase frame. Where women are chasing after you and to build sexual tension with a girl. Hope you enjoyed it. Peace 🙂

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